What motivates people to make shoelaces with a circular cross section? Do these people not care if their shoes come untied?
Why do I seem to push cars more often when pregnant? I'm sure it's just coincidence. . .
Should I submit my proposal now or read over it one more time? I hate reading over things!
Why did LP wake up today to scream NO (sounds more like "nah") for 20 minutes?
I also want to note that LP can now distinguish us and calls me mama and TE dada! Yay!